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16th October
2007
written by mattborn

Ha.  Make that “seven or eight months behind”.  Most likely they’ll just remain memories in my head, to become nostaligicized as time passes.

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26th September
2007
written by mattborn

It’s 1:14 pm and so far my trash can contains:
2 plastic water bottles
3 string cheese wrappers
1 plastic cup
1 raisin box
1 paper bowl

Yesterday it contained stuff like this, plus 3 styrofoam cups, but then I started using a ceramic mug because I decided that using several styrofoam cups a day was not nice.  So I’ve got a tea mug and a coffee mug but I think I’m going to have to get a snack bowl, too, so I can stop using those other bowls/cups.  And maybe keep one of those water bottles around and refill it.

3rd September
2007
written by mattborn

I’m not yet a third of the way through it but I can’t stop myself.  Highly recommended.  Not for the faint of heart nor slow of mind.  If you can do the NYT crossword puzzle you might be able to get through a page without having to look up a reference or two.  So smart.  Wickedly, vividly steeped in cultures both haute- and sub-.  Marisha Pessl’s “Special Topics In Calamity Physics” – yes, the APA does say you should underline titles of books but frankly I think such a strong horizontal presence really disjoints the flow of the eyes on the text.  And regarding the novel, forgive the corniness of the dust jacket; I blame her editor.  The inside is solid gold.

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15th August
2007
written by mattborn
Map of bike ride

Google says it’s 10.1 miles, and it has gorgeous views.  And some hills, I felt those.

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4th August
2007
written by mattborn

It is raining ash.

That is all.  Thank you for your attention, now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

1st August
2007
written by mattborn

This was going to be another look at another presidential candidate but I just can’t do it.

It’s so discouraging.  I was reading Mitt Romney’s campaign site at www.mittromney.com, and I just won’t be bothered to translate the willful misrepresentations or sort through the codewords or look through the attacks for the substance.

http://www.mittromney.com/News/Press-Rel

eases/Romney_Vision_Trumps_Dem_Pandering:

Romney’s Vision Of Stronger Families Vs. Out-Of-The-Mainstream Democrats

Gov. Romney Believes A Stronger American Family Leads To A Stronger America. GOV. MITT ROMNEY: “How is the American family made stronger? With marriage before children. With a mother and a father in the life of every child. With healthcare that is affordable and portable. With schools that succeed. With taxes that are lower. And with leaders who strive to demonstrate enduring values and morality.” (Gov. Mitt Romney, Presidential Announcement, Dearborn, MI, 2/13/07)

But Sen. Barack Obama Supports Sex Education For Kindergarteners, And Wrongly Claimed That Gov. Mitt Romney Does, Too. CNN’s ANDERSON COOPER: “Senator Obama, Mitt Romney has accused you this week of saying that 5-year-old children should be getting sex education. Was he right?” SEN. BARACK OBAMA: “Ironically, this was actually a proposal that he himself said he supported when he was running for governor of Massachusetts. … I’ve got a 9-year-old daughter and a 6-year-old daughter. And I want them to know if somebody is doing something wrong to them, encroaching on their privacy, that they should come talk to me or my wife. And we’ve had that conversation, but not every parent is going to have that conversation with their child, and I think it’s important that every child does, to make sure that they’re not subject to the sexual predators.” (CNN/YouTube, Democrat Presidential Candidate Debate, Charleston, SC, 7/23/07)

- In Fact, Sen. Obama Specifically Called For Sex-Ed In Kindergarten, Which Gov. Romney Did Not Support. “The Romney campaign is saying there is a difference here. Kevin Madden, Romney’s national spokesman says, ‘Obama specifically advocated sex-ed for small children in kindergarten.’ Undaunted today, Romney said the following in South Carolina about Obama: ‘Senator Obama is wrong if he thinks science-based sex education has any place in kindergarten.’” (David Brody, “Kindergarten Cop: Romney Versus Obama,” CBN’s The Brody File, www.cbn.com/CBNnews/198676.aspx, Posted 7/19/07)

- The Legislation Sen. Obama Voted For In Illinois Went Even Further – Calling For STD Prevention To Be Taught In Kindergarten. Illinois Senate Bill 99, which Obama supported in the 93rd Assembly (2003-2004), reads, in part: “…whenever such courses of instruction are provided in any of grades K through 12, then such courses also shall include age appropriate instruction on the prevention of sexually transmitted infections, including the prevention, transmission and spread of HIV.” (IL General Assembly Website, www.ilga.gov/legislation/, Accessed 7/24/07)

Note how the bill in question actually called for std prevention when sex ed was being taught in “any of grades K through 12″. Translation, Obama wants your children to know what goes where at the age of 5.  I don’t think that follows.  I think if Obama had in fact called for mandatory sex ed for kindergardners the Romney campaign could have made a stronger case by actually quoting it. Instead they cite the bill and an Obama quote which do not add up to the conclusion they trumpet. Also, and here’s the really important part, how is this about Mitt Romney? The only part of this page about Mitt Romney is the bold, ringing, truly stunning and totally meaningless… Gov. Romney Believes A Stronger American Family Leads To A Stronger America.

Kudos to Governor Romney for citing his sources in his willful misrepresentations, though.  And I got way more information out of his website than Senator Clinton’s site was willing to give.  It may not have been about their candidate, though.

Fuck these politics.  Call me when there’s something worth knowing.  I hope the field thins out by the time I get around to voting for anybody. According to vote-smart.org, I can register for a party affiliation up to 15 days before an election, and my primaries here in California come around on February 5th, 2008.  So by January 21st I should figure out which primary it is most advantageous for me to vote in, and get on that.  I might just vote for Ron Paul because he had the cleanest, most direct positions I’ve seen so far.  Granted I didn’t really agree with all of them, but at least I knew what they were.

I wonder if I’ll ever have a job where my stated party affiliation will matter?

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17th July
2007
written by mattborn

DISCLAIMER: This was low tide.  It doesn’t look that impressive.  But who are you to judge, you flatlander you?

Me and my board.

Actually standing on the tiniest wave ever.

Look, another one!   Just knees though.

Honestly, falling off in new and different (and in this case, totally photoworthy) ways has got to be the second-funnest part.

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17th July
2007
written by mattborn

Facebook disowned me, I don’t know why.  I may or may not have been running a kiddie porn ring, international cocaine and heroin smuggling ring, or homegrown terror cell from my profile.  Personally I thought the poke-code system I may or may not have devised was especially clever, and using the walls of people like Barack Obama and John McCain as message boards for deals may or may not have been particularly audacious.  But all hypotheticals (which I will strictly deny any knowledge of if questioned under oath) aside, I have no fucking clue why they felt the need to boot me.  I actually talked them into giving me my account back, only to discover that I am, in fact, Matthew Born, UIllinois grad student 07, from Palatine, IL.  Sorry, that Matt, I own you now.

Also my net connection is down at home.  So call me if you want anything.

11th July
2007
written by mattborn

So remember that automation dealie, which hopefully leads to charty goodness?  Well, I’ve got a script parsing incoming emails and extracting the dates & balances as datapoints, and then writing that out to a CSV.  The CSV is a nice data format which can be imported to excel or parsed easily somewhere else, and I’ve got a PHP package which might be tweaked into making PNG or JPG format charts on demand.

But the real annoying thing is that the absolute easiest part of this whole process, isn’t.  So far two of my financial institutions have proven to be nice and easy to deal with, because I can sign up for a daily basic, plain text “what’s my balance?” email.  Two others have proven less than useful – one offers a phenomenally stupid “you have a balance.” notification and one offers a notice on deposits or withdrawals.  I suppose, given a starting balance, that would work.  I still haven’t checked a few, but I’m worried that student loan servicers aren’t concerned with easy balance notifications.

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11th July
2007
written by mattborn

So the Psych commercial just came on in the middle of SVU and said that they were “cleaning up the mean streets of Santa Barbara”.  I didn’t know it was set here.  Is it set here?  Does anyone watch that show?

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